From the folks who help you fend off douchebags with the Ms. Taken Femme Fatale Ring.
Take a look. We dare you!
One of my favorite sites, Tabloid Prodigy, posted this gem about a philandering husband and the four women who got revenge on him by super-gluing his penis to his stomach. This sounds like a good romantic comedy movie, except the part where the guy has to undergo painful surgery so he won’t pee in his [...]
Stiletto Revolt posted a link yesterday featuring Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and more talking about the rampant ageism that occurs in Hollywood. I have sympathy for these girls, but they’re also making a ton of money. What about people like me?! Doesn’t anyone care that I ‘m getting old and wrinkly?!
Esquire Online has a wonderful list of the five creepiest men on Youtube. Here’s my favorite: You like to sing along with your favorite songs? Me too. And so does this crazy bizarro twin that escaped from Christopher Lloyd’s basement. If you want more of this guy’s stuff, he’s been filling YouTube with videos that [...]
*VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE.* So we posted a video on our Facebook and Twitter feeds about the above man-monster who is known only as “Britain’s Biggest Douche.” Turns out the actual name of this monkey-faced douchetard is Scott Alexander, who is apparently rich (but spends most of it on getting more tan than an orangesicle). According [...]
Most likely produced by this guy on the right (he’s looking at you!), this horrifying commercial advertising some sing-along video with moving ghost children. The video can only be described as “pedotastic,” especially with the creepy narration. The possessed floating zombie babies don’t help much either. The whole thing is a hot mess. Reference Link: [...]
Introducing the “Shake Weight.” Apparently this helps us girls erase arm flab. But it looks like it’s used for something else… I WONDER WHAT? I like how the awkward blowjob motion is called “dynamic inertia.” But really, this thing just helps a girl improve her handjob skills. Maybe I need one… WHAT’S THEIR PHONE NUMBER?!?!
