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11 November 2010 ~ View Comments

Jersey Shore As Silent Movie

I’ve never loved Jersey Shore more!

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04 November 2010 ~ View Comments

Social Media Sobriety Test

Remember all those embarrassing drunk comments you’ve left on Facebook in the wee hours of the morning? Webroot believes that nothing good happens online after 1am and therefore they have made the Social Media Sobriety Test to save you from your late night regrettable posts. Would you install this?

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28 October 2010 ~ View Comments

Ellen & David Beckham’s Prank

Ellen and the sex god David Beckham pulled off a hidden camera prank on an unsuspecting masseuse. Ellen told David what to say during his session over an ear piece and he followed instructions. She is hysterical with witty responses and David was an awesome sport. Like we really needed another reason to love David [...]

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27 October 2010 ~ View Comments

Hating On Skins

The UK series Skins is getting a US remake and for the most part people are pretty skeptical of it’s success. The show follows teens through controversial issues including: sex, drugs, mental illness, dysfunctional families and more sex and drugs. While the UK version was highly successful, people worry that the US version will be [...]

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26 October 2010 ~ View Comments

Willow Smith – Whip My Hair

Who knew a 9 year old could be so fierce?!

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13 October 2010 ~ View Comments

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!

This is an oldie, but truly worth another watch. This is how I imagine a true douchebag acting when he hears baby related news; however the women on Maury aren’t any better. So maybe in his own right this dance was appropriate.

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08 October 2010 ~ View Comments

Proposal Machine For The Win

This guy proposed to his girlfriend after 9.5 years of dating (the only reason it took so long was the 6 years it took for him to build this machine). If everyman was required to build one of these to propose I think marriage would be taken more seriously. The middle of this video is [...]

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07 October 2010 ~ View Comments

Save The Tatas With Boob Lube

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06 October 2010 ~ View Comments

Top 3 Boob Tricks

The Frisky put together a compilation of Top 10 Boob Tricks, but 7 of them were lame. Here are the three worthy videos. The first two tricks are impressive; the third is a girl next door move, but still fun! Whatever you do don’t try opening beer bottles with your boob…..unless your really drunk and [...]

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04 October 2010 ~ View Comments

Let The Tailgating Begin

Football season is here; along with the joys and embarrassment of drunken tailgate dancing.

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