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26 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Worst Ex-Boyfriend Award

How many times is too many to call an ex in one day? 5 calls in one day seems excessive to me, but apparently I’m thinking minor leagues. After Jason Annis’s girlfriend dumped him for another man he proceeded to contact her 2,000 times in one week. That breaks down to 1,046 phone calls, 630 [...]

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24 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Attn: Douche Bag Winos

Ed Hardy trucker hats, swimsuits, perfume, vw bugs and now wine. This one kind of confuses me, while it is cheap wine $10-$15, it seems like Ed Hardy should be selling to their established demographic with pre-made Jager bomb shots. Dan Neil from Los Angeles Times did a review on the newly released wine and [...]

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19 August 2010 ~ View Comments

More Vampires

HBO’s sexed up vampire show “True Blood” takes the cover of September’s Rolling Stone. Here is an excerpt of the article inside: “The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous, True Blood creator Alan Ball says. “To me, vampires are sex,” he says. “I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I’m 53. I don’t care [...]

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16 August 2010 ~ View Comments

IMAX Porn

I am officially scared! This dinosaur is enough to scare me when it jumps out of the screen in 3D. I don’t even want to imagine what will be jumping out of the screen in 3D during the first IMAX porn movie. The movie is called 3D Sex and Zen and will be in Hong [...]

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12 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Stalkers Rejoice

Even stalkers can have fairytale endings. Chris Chambers, a NFL star from the Kansas City Chiefs married Stacey Saunders. The two had been having an affair  while Chambers was already married and when he called off their affair Saunders went into crazy stalker mode. Saunders sent tons of verbal attacks via text messages, phone call [...]

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09 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Man Dies in Stupidest Competition EVER!

Apparently douche bags in Russia and Finland compete in sauna competitions. They crank up the sauna to 230 Fahrenheit and try to prove their manliness by sweating it out with other burly men while in something that looks pretty close to the fetal position (see picture above).  Well the Russian on the left died this past weekend during a [...]

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04 August 2010 ~ View Comments

WineRack

I can just imagine the infomercial voice pitching the WineRack to me, but I will spare you.  This sports bra holds 1 bottle of wine or enough hard liquor that you’ll easily blackout. There is a drinking tube that makes it easy to sneak into sporting events or just about anywhere. My head is spinning [...]

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23 July 2010 ~ View Comments

Thirsty?

BrewDog is a Scottish beer containing 55% alcohol. If that is not manly enough, they package the beer in a taxidermied rodent. Rodents aren’t usually prized possessions, but these bad boys cost $760 a bottle. My biggest question…..Once you finish the bottle of beer can you put another bottle in? Imagine if you got iced [...]

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19 July 2010 ~ View Comments

Ugly Bikini

The poor designer of this swimsuit just figured “the less fabric the better.” I would have to disagree. This top looks SO awkward and that is hard to do on such a pretty model.

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15 July 2010 ~ View Comments

Celebs Talk About Oral Sex

The Frisky recently pulled together some quotes to make the article, “8 Celebrities Talk About Oral Sex.” The list of celebs goes from Justin Long, Adam Lambert to Sharon Stone. My favorite quote had to be from Gabrielle Union when she said, “If it’s a choice between a man who gives flowers and a man [...]

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