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25 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Creeper Alert! Jim Carrey Makes a Pass at Emma Stone

Jim Carrey has publicly announced his love for Emma Stone…on his website…classy! He proclaimed the following: “Emma, I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you. We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids, we’d laugh all day long, go camping and [...]

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23 August 2011 ~ View Comments

The Male Version of a Boob Job: Fake Abs

People do strange things in order to change their appearance. Contouring…have you heard of this? Celebrity Big Brother contestant, Darryn Lyons, has revealed he had an appointment with a surgeon to create a set of abs. Instead of heading to the gym like the rest of us do…well, sometimes…he decided surgery was a better option. [...]

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19 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Gerard Depardieu Pees on Plane, Is Sorry

Sacre bleu! On Tuesday, French actor Gerard Depardieu was hauled off a plane scheduled to fly from Paris to Dublin after he peed on the floor in front of the passengers. Another passenger claims that he appeared to have been drinking and stood up just before takeoff and shouted, “Je veux pisser!” (“I want to [...]

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12 August 2011 ~ View Comments

The Boyfriend Pillow

Tired of lonely nights, but haven’t quite found the right guy yet and don’t want to sift through the riffraff at the bar? Enter the Boyfriend Pillow. Stupid.com is selling the Boyfriend Pillow for $24.99, with this description: The time has come to make up for the absent guy in your life! Whether he’s on [...]

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11 August 2011 ~ View Comments

‘Guide to Cuddling’ Video with John Stamos and Bob Saget

OK, John Stamos is pretty hot … but OMG watching him cuddle with Bob Saget is so awkward!

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02 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Pink Beer? Blecch.

Molson Coors has launched Animee, a new beer line that is targeted at women and available in three flavors: clear filtered, crisp rose (tinted pink), and zesty lemon. The beers are lighter and less gassy than normal brews. Molson Coors marketing director Chris McDonough said “It’s important when launching a female beer not to be [...]

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25 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Sex Toy Trucks to Hit NYC

Forget veggie-dog carts and Korean BBQ food trucks: this weekend Trojan “Good Vibrations” trucks will hit NYC, conveniently positioned outside of bars. The Trojan trucks will be giving away free condoms and vibrating rings, as well as promoting a new product called the “vibrating Twister.”

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20 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Drink Milk, Act Less Bitchy?

The California Milk Processor Board has a series of ads trying convey that milk can help with PMS symptoms in women. However, the ads pretty clearly target MEN who are fed up with dealing with their moody partners. What do you think, ladies? Offensive, or kind of funny?

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07 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Here Comes the Bride … On a Zipline

Kudos for creativity, but maybe the couple should have practiced their timing?

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29 June 2011 ~ View Comments

The Douchebag Assassin

The Douchebag Assassin takes on a spray-tanned, Ed Hardy-wearing loser in this video from comedy group The Second City Network. Douchebag: “Do you know who I am?” Girl: “Nobody.” Douchebag: “My father produced the second Nickelback album.” Girl: “So … nobody.” LOL.

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