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Courtney Stodden, the 16 year old bride, has been making headlines the past couple of days for marrying 51 year old actor, Doug Hutchinson. The couple wed in Vegas last month and hope to prove to the world that age is nothing but a number. Here’s what the couple had to say about their marriage, [...]
Ever find yourself mid-make out sesh, wondering whether or not your form is perfect? (Probably not, but maybe). Or have you ever experienced a sloppy, slobbery MO and wished that there was a simple solution? Well, look no further than the ‘Doppelganger’ mask! Designed by Portuguese artist Didier Faustino, this “kissing mask” clamps over the [...]
Ladies, it’s that time of year! Time to ditch the bulky sweaters and loose-fitting jeans and trade them in for floral dresses and bikinis! Nowadays, women work hard to whip their bodies into shape for the summer, trying any and every fad diet to rid the winter flab that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. However, [...]
Dating is hard. Let’s be real. Many women have come to realize that there is a cesspool of douchebags out there that you must wade through in order to find a half-way decent man. The way you go about your man hunt is entirely up to you, whether it be online dating or traditional. We [...]
No, this isn’t a joke. The “Booty Pillow” is a pillow shaped, well, like a booty. According to the Booty Pillow website, the idea behind this genius pillow came to fruition as a man was lying on a woman’s butt/small of her back and thought to himself, “Man, this is really comfortable. I wish I [...]
Six months after the initial leak, Kanye West has released the final version of his music video “Monster” featuring Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, and Jay Z. The video is laden with misogyny, scantily-clad women, and disturbingly morbid images, among other things. All reason enough for Kanye to include a disclaimer which reads, “The following content [...]
Prepare to be mesmerized. The official commercial for Justin Bieber’s fragrance, Someday, is out. The commercial is a strange montage of mystical, semi-sensual teenage day-dreaming and awkward Peter Pan-esque soaring. We’re not really sure what they’re getting at with this, or how it relates to it’s name “Someday” but either way, we’re pretty sure a bazillion squealing teenage [...]
Pejazzling is the latest trend to captivate douchbags throughout Europe. Derived from the Vajazzling craze, Pejazzling allows men to decorate their manhood with a variety of classy and sexual jewels, such as rep lips and a cross (seen in photo). I mean, what self-respecting man wouldn’t want to adorn his member to attract women? And [...]
For all aspiring douchebags out there who really want to make sure to creep a nice girl out, we’ve got the video for you. Make sure to watch the technique carefully and if necessary take notes. Ladies be warned. This may make you want to puke in your mouth!
OK, we know. This topic has kinda been beat (or shot) to death but we just couldn’t pass up this one. The Huffington Post is reporting that Avena Sativa syrup, also know as “wild oats”, was found in Osama’s compound during the raid. Avena Satvia is known to increase your sexual desire. Apparently evil douchebags [...]
