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04 August 2009 ~ View Comments

Man’s Penis Superglued by Four Angry Women

One of my favorite sites, Tabloid Prodigy, posted this gem about a philandering husband and the four women who got revenge on him by super-gluing his penis to his stomach. This sounds like a good romantic comedy movie, except the part where the guy has to undergo painful surgery so he won’t pee in his [...]

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*Update* Five Creepiest Guys on Youtube

Esquire Online has a wonderful list of the five creepiest men on Youtube.  Here’s my favorite: You like to sing along with your favorite songs? Me too. And so does this crazy bizarro twin that escaped from Christopher Lloyd’s basement. If you want more of this guy’s stuff, he’s been filling YouTube with videos that [...]

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Worst Douchebag Voicemail Ever Heard

We tweeted about this dreamboat a couple days ago, but I had to post it here in case anyone hasn’t heard it. Some guy named Dimitri is leaving a voicemail for his date. I can’t say anything to describe the doucheyness contained inside. You’ll just have to listen for yourself. From: Entertonement.com

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I Don’t want a Baby after this Video

Most likely produced by this guy on the right (he’s looking at you!), this horrifying commercial advertising some sing-along video with moving ghost children. The video can only be described as “pedotastic,” especially with the creepy narration. The possessed floating zombie babies don’t help much either. The whole thing is a hot mess. Reference Link: [...]

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