Lesser Known Dictator Douches
As you can probably guess, Turkmenistan is not a rich country. So what did he do as a Dictator? He commissioned a solid gold statue of himself that rotates to always face the sun of course.
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Wtf. Miley Cyrus covers “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
The “Video Fail of the Day” award goes to Miley Cyrus for her cover of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” The pop star told her massive crowd of tween fans that this song inspired her and she always sings this to her little brother. (Who doesn’t serenade their siblings with grunge hits?) See if you can [...]
Easter Bunnies from Hell
Have you been to the mall lately? When did they start doing Easter Bunny pictures? This is not the same as Santa, people. Don’t believe me? Just check out these creeptastic Easter Bunny pictures. See all 21 terrifying bunnies here.
She Need a Baby Daddy
This woman is obviously desperate if it has come down to posting an ad on Craigslist. I wonder what happened to the baby’s real father. Maybe she found him at a speed dating event. They dated, they had a baby, and he left real quick. Only an idiot would actually respond to this right? She [...]
Sluttiness In Your DNA
A recent study shows that sluttiness lies partially in genetic make up. Researchers have linked promiscuity to a dopamine receptor gene called DRD4 which is known for thrill-seeking. “The motivation seems to stem from a system of pleasure and reward, which is where the release of dopamine comes in. In cases of uncommitted sex, the risks [...]
NAMBLA Reaches Out to Justin Bieber
North American Man-Boy Love Association must be CRAZY to think that a celeb as big as Justin Bieber would actually respond. I’m sure Bieber has a million billion other causes he would want to help before them.
First Date Sluttiness According to your Musical Taste
Tastebuds, a music-themed dating site, polled users about how far they would go on a first date, then cross-referenced the data with their musical tastes. I’m more than sure there are a million confounds in this study that make this graph inaccurate, but I’m going to avoid scientific thinking and assume that all Linkin Park/ Metallica/ [...]
The Lonely Island – We’re Back
We are big Lonely Island fans. We especially love their song Jizz In My Pants; hence our over the top parody, Puke In My Mouth. Well here’s their newest song, but we’re not so sure we are in love with this one. It’s about penises and it’s weird. What do you think?
OMG
New additions to the Oxford English Dictionary this past week included: “OMG” “LOL” and “♥.” The folks over at Oxford English Dictionary recognize that these are not actually words and call them “initialisms” and explains that the expressions can be an “informal, gossipy mode of expression that can parody the level of unreflective enthusiasm or [...]