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10 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Men Are Turned Off By Women’s Tears

Scientists have found that the chemicals within women’s tears decrease sexual arousal within men.  Researchers accidentally came across evidence that women’s tears make men feel as though they have taken a cold shower: lowering testosterone and skin responses.  Thus far there is no evidence that men’s mood or empathy are affected.

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06 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Crazy Aspiring Actress

This girl is crazy! Michelle Marie Gopaul an aspiring actress/popstar begins her craziness by announcing her fake pregnancy to her friends and registers for baby gifts. She then holds auditions for a Bollywood movie and specifies that she needs an infant of Indian background and will pay $7,500 for the role. 1 month old Roma [...]

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06 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Ponytails & Intelligence

Who knew intelligence levels could be determined by ponytail angles?! This is probably common knowledge for douchebags.

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05 January 2011 ~ View Comments

Grossness

I heard about the engagement of Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris over a week ago but I’ve been in denial ever since. I consider myself an open minded person but a 60 year age difference is hard to understand. I can’t imagine Crystal would have even considered a relationship with a man in his 80′s [...]

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04 January 2011 ~ View Comments

His & Hers Matching Underwear

1976 JCPenney Christmas catalog featured these lovely matching underwear. I feel genuinely bad for any guy who received these as a Christmas present. Fast forward to 2011 and guidos wear the male version on their own accord.

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03 January 2011 ~ View Comments

New Year’s Eve Snooki Style

While original plans to drop Snooki at MTV’s party in Times Square were squashed by committee officials MTV decided to move their Snooki ball drop to Jersey Shore. Snooki kept it classy for the event with a leopard print dress and a red plastic cup. The ball drop happened from the roof of the infamous [...]

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30 December 2010 ~ View Comments

A Pocket Guide To Vaginal Euphemisms

Another way to tell if a guy is a douchebag. Mean vagina nicknames are a red flag! Haha

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28 December 2010 ~ View Comments

No Hooking

This has to be the best sign ever and the condoms laying on the ground are just the perfect addition.

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22 December 2010 ~ View Comments

Clip On Bangs

If you are not feeling emo enough lately your in luck cause Urban Outfitters is selling clip on bangs. Here are the stats: 100% human hair available online only you can: hand wash, cut, color and curl If you ask me they didn’t do a good job making these look realistic on the models. Not [...]

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17 December 2010 ~ View Comments

Rejection Hotline

Ever got stuck in an awkward situation where someone you aren’t attracted to asks for your phone number? Rejection Hotline provides a long list of potential numbers you can give out. The next day when Mr.Wrong tries to call you it will direct him straight to a recorded message explaining nicely that he has been [...]

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