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31 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Cute Band-Aids

Band-Aids are usually such a bummer with their flesh tones. Some grown women even try the Hello Kitty or Barbie Band-Aids, but those days are gone. Cynthia Rowley just designed these bad boys. There are 14 cute designs, 20 in a box and sell at $10. You know that feeling when you were a little [...]

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27 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Art Majors = Sluts

Choose your college major with care! Below is a chart that shows the virginity rates among students by major. Wellesley College published these results from a past study they did. I think between asking someone’s major and their cell phone type I can effectively predict how slutty they are!

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25 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Ms.Taken Quiz

We made a quiz and yes it’s ridiculous! Click here to take  ”Are you a Douchebag Magnet?” Hope you like it and share with your friends.

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24 August 2010 ~ View Comments

The Reinvention Of The Tramp Stamp

Don’t let these salons specializing in “bikini ink” trick you into thinking these are cool! First off they are temporary tattoos, which kind of creep me out considering only children are excited about sticking on fake tattoos. Secondly, they last about 5 days and warn against any “friction” on the tattoo area. Here is the [...]

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20 August 2010 ~ Comments Off

Your (soon-to-be-ex) Wife

LOL Creative Emily! You win.

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17 August 2010 ~ View Comments

A True “Tradgedy”

The worst part of this “tradgedy” is the placement of this misspelled tattoo. Turtlenecks for life!

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11 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Pick Your Poison

You know that point in a relationship that you start wondering what the other person’s number is? Well just glance at their phone. iPhone = Slutty McSlutterson BlackBerry = Mr Mediocre Android = Mr Mommy Still Folds My Underwear Pick your poison! **This was an actual study done by the dating site OK Cupid.

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10 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Good People Win The Day

I love when that happens! ABC news does a segment called “What Would You Do?” They put people in awkward situations and then tape what happens. In this clip they wanted to test what people would do when a man tries to lure a VERY drunk girl to his hotel. Embarrassingly enough many of us [...]

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06 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Best Birth Control Ever

My new favorite blog shitmykidsruined.com has to be the best birth control I have ever personally encountered. Here is a taste of the medicine. It is straight up impressive how much destruction some kids are capable of.

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05 August 2010 ~ View Comments

Blindfolded Plastic Surgeons

That is my only explanation for these heinous boob jobs. You got to love the fact that these women were probably self conscious about their boobs, then decided to get plastic surgery and as a result are probably more self conscious now. I would feel bad for them, but it looks like they’re flaunting their [...]

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