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23 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Bristol Palin Rides Mechanical Bull, Gets into Bar Fight

Bristol Palin was riding a mechanical bull at the Saddle Ranch in West Hollywood last night when a drunk guy started heckling her and dissing her mother, former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. The patron yelled “Your mother’s a whore!” Bristol marched up to him and got in a heated discussion. After the bargoer told [...]

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21 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Teen Bride Gets Reality Show

Courtney Stodden, 17-year-old bride of Lost actor Doug Hutchison, who is 34 years her senior, has just signed a deal to produce a reality show about the couple’s lives. Stodden’s mother said, “They’re going to be very, very open about their lives. They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits.” More stuff [...]

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16 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Lindsay Lohan: Still A Hot Mess

While out partying in NYC last night with her mother, Dina (anyone else creeped out by that?), Lindsay Lohan allegedly threw drinks at two other partygoers. One was Jaspin Rischen, an assigned photographer for V Magazine, sponsor of the party Lohan was attending. He later tweeted: “Wow. Lindsay Lohan is as trashy as they always [...]

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08 September 2011 ~ View Comments

Letter to a Pervert

Dear man who jerked off to me in the subway, Ladies have to deal with a lot these days! We still struggle with equality in the workplace, cat calls happen everyday as we walk down the street and now I have to deal with you on my way home?! I know the subway – well [...]

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07 September 2011 ~ View Comments

The Hunt for the Perfect Boyfriend is Complete…Thanks Google!

Where would we all be without Google? Most likely, we’d be sitting alone on our couches staring at our white walls. Well, it’s time to tip our hats once again to Google for making it easier than ever to get a boyfriend who is attentive, loves our friends and family and remembers everything we say! [...]

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06 September 2011 ~ View Comments

A Bicycle Built for Three???

We’ve all heard the famous song “A Bicycle Built for Two,” and we all know the song lyrics aren’t “a bicycle built for three,” for a reason. It’s because we’ve all had to be a third wheel at some point in our lives and it’s never fun! Our friends at Jezebel have put together a [...]

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29 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Birthday Wishes for Child Bride Courtney Stodden

Turning 17 is usually not that eventful…there are no “Sweet 16″ or “Bar Hopping” parties; however, for child bride Courtney Stodden, it’s a pretty big deal! Now, she’s only 34 years younger than her husband, Doug Hutchison. It is a good day! So what did she get for her birthday??? She got a shopping spree [...]

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26 August 2011 ~ View Comments

A Secret Admirer for Condoleezza Rice

When Libyan rebels took control of Moammar Gadhafi’s compound this week, we’re sure there were plenty of strange happenings and discoveries to be made. The creepiest thing to surface so far is a photo album featuring pictures of Condoleezza Rice. Gadhafi’s been somewhat vocal about this crush stating the following: “I support my darling black [...]

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24 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Shaquille O’Neal Charms Newsweek Writer: I Want U or Rihanna

A series of emails between Newsweek writer Allison Samuels and Shaq have surfaced unveiling an awkward conversation about his interest in certain women – and some really bad typos! Evidently, the women Allison was suggesting for him aren’t hot enough or already belong to someone else (Dwayne Wade) so he started making his own suggestions, [...]

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23 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Fiancé Busted: Olivia Newton-John’s Daughter Calls Off Wedding

Heartache ensues for Olivia Newton-John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, who has called off her wedding to martial arts expert James Driskill. The 25-year-old, LA-based singer is said to have called off her wedding after finding out he is already married! How did she find out? A friend stepped up to the plate and told her when [...]

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