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22 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Celebs Under the Microscope: LeAnn Rimes Scrutinized About Weight…Again!

Ms. Rimes has been called out on her thinning frame again! This time, an overly-concerned gentleman at a restaurant in Chicago interrupted Rimes and friends during their meal to express how skinny she’s become. She quickly stopped eating in order to get this tweet out to her followers: “How dare someone come to me at [...]

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17 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Sex or Smartphone

How important is your smartphone? Here’s a good test: Would you rather go a week without your phone or sex? Did you pause to think about it? If you did, you’re not alone according to a new survey that reveals some startling statistics about how important our phones have become. According to the study: One-third [...]

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02 August 2011 ~ View Comments

Pink Beer? Blecch.

Molson Coors has launched Animee, a new beer line that is targeted at women and available in three flavors: clear filtered, crisp rose (tinted pink), and zesty lemon. The beers are lighter and less gassy than normal brews. Molson Coors marketing director Chris McDonough said “It’s important when launching a female beer not to be [...]

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01 August 2011 ~ View Comments

All Hail The Queen: Helen Mirren’s Still Got It

In a survey commissioned by L.A. Fitness, 18 percent of respondents voted for 66-year-old Helen Mirren to win “Body of the Year,” beating out Elle “The Body” Macpherson, J. Lo., and Pippa Middleton. You go girl!

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20 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Drink Milk, Act Less Bitchy?

The California Milk Processor Board has a series of ads trying convey that milk can help with PMS symptoms in women. However, the ads pretty clearly target MEN who are fed up with dealing with their moody partners. What do you think, ladies? Offensive, or kind of funny?

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13 July 2011 ~ View Comments

Anderson Cooper Performs Dramatic Reading of Snooki’s First Novel

Snooki signed a second book deal yesterday for her novel Gorilla Beach, due May 2012. Does she even read books? Anywayz, we digress. The news of the deal prompted Anderson Cooper to read excerpts from her first novel, A Shore Thing, in sultry voice backed by cheesy music. Here is one choice selection from the [...]

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27 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Bristol Palin’s ‘Stolen’ Virginity

In Bristol’s recent memoir, Not Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far, she wrote that ex Levi Johnston “cheated on me as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates” and called him a “gnat.” Bristol also said Levi “stole” her virginity while she was drunk on a camping trip. So, what exactly is she claiming happened? [...]

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20 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Young Girls Worry About Being Fat

For our blog post today, we’re going to take a break from the usual douchebag bashing, and write about something pertaining more to women and our self-image. Today, Good Morning America featured a story about a 6 year old girl who already exhibits worry about her self-image and body. Watching the video was absolutely heart-breaking. [...]

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17 June 2011 ~ View Comments

The Epitome of “Make Love, Not War”

Wednesday night, after the Canucks lost the Stanley Cup (apparently people care about this?), angry mobs of Canadians took to the streets of Vancouver and destroyed basically anything and everything within reach. It was a fiery bloodbath of uncontrollable crowds…all because of a hockey game (WTF?). In the midst of mayhem, a photograph was taken [...]

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15 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Hugh Hefner: The Perpetual Bachelor

As you probably have heard, Hugh Hefner’s bride-to-be, Crystal Harris, has called off the wedding…with less than a week to go before the big day (douchebag move if you ask us!). Poor Hef. Just when we thought the perpetual bachelor/playboy king would tie the knot! So what was Crystal’s reasoning behind her seemingly sudden decision? [...]

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