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15 December 2009 ~ View Comments

How to Meet a Man

Thanks early 90s for making everything super awkward.

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11 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Top Trashy Celeb Photos of 2009

1. L Lohan not following her own advice. 2. Jon Gosselin being a douchebag with some other gross lady. 3. Paris Hilton looking not hot. 4. Kelly Clarkson livin’ large. 5. Britney looking confused. In a Target. At least she’s dressed appropriately. And my fav non-trashy celeb photo this year: via

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10 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Mystery Celeb Under Giant Hat: Who is it?

Who is this saucy sphinx? Hint: former singer and model. Has a hot husband. Leave your guesses in the comments. Also make sure to check out our December events!

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10 December 2009 ~ Comments Off

Worst Craigslist m4w Ad Ever

I’m glad a man is willing to overlook this lady’s flaws. Love is a truly wonderful thing. Also check our other events going on this month!

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09 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Camera Catches Homeless Woman Living in Guy’s Attic

Apparently this guy set up a camera when he noticed that all of his food was going missing. Absolutely terrifying. I guess she had been there for a couple weeks already. via.

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09 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Jersey Shore’s Snookie gets Punched in the Face

MTV’s Jersey Shore is full of a-holes. Snooki, you’re one of my favorite, but sometimes you just need to shut up. Well some guy at a bar eventually got tired of the dumbness spewing from her mouth, and decided to shut her up. I’m pretty sure everyone in the entire world was waiting for Snooki [...]

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08 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Douchebag of the Year Award

Alright voters, here’s the contest information and how to win: There are two rounds to determining the biggest douchebag of 2009. First round we want your submissions! Tell us who was this year’s biggest douchebag by tweeting your submission by using our tweet button at the top-right of this post. We’ll accept submissions until December [...]

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07 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Mary Needs Sugar!!

I’m continually amazed at the dumb crap that people believed in the 60s. Jezebel.com pointed out this lovely ad for girls about how much sugar they need.

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04 December 2009 ~ View Comments

Zooey Deschanel Turned Blonde for Absolut Vodka

Wow. Where did Zooey go? Via.

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03 December 2009 ~ Comments Off

Winter Shoppers of WalMart

The one good thing about going to Wal-Mart is that you can find people like this. The bad thing? You find people like this. Oh, also you can’t find any of these there. I didn’t catch this one at first. Then I looked in the cart. Truly awful. Her Kool-Aid is spilling out. Kind of [...]

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