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14 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Get Bikini Ready with Ironized Yeast Pills!

Ladies, it’s that time of year! Time to ditch the bulky sweaters and loose-fitting jeans and trade them in for floral dresses and bikinis! Nowadays, women work hard to whip their bodies into shape for the summer, trying any and every fad diet to rid the winter flab that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. However, [...]

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09 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Cat Lover Seeks Soulmate

Dating is hard. Let’s be real. Many women have come to realize that there is a cesspool of douchebags out there that you must wade through in order to find a half-way decent man. The way you go about your man hunt is entirely up to you, whether it be online dating or traditional. We [...]

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08 June 2011 ~ View Comments

The Nip Slip

Is it just us, or has there been an exorbitant amount of nip slips lately? Is this the latest trend among flashy celebrity women? Is it no longer considered taboo to show your tatas in public? Apparently not. What happened to wearing a bra? Especially with a visibly shear, see-through top!? Celebrities seem to have [...]

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02 June 2011 ~ View Comments

Love Lost and Found on Twitter. Hmmm…

OK, so we know Twitter helped support a revolution in Egypt and it is where a majority of us get our news first but is this the way its gonna play out now… Twumped is another weird Twitter spin-off which “shows the twitter users that have recently split up, broken up or been dumped by [...]

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31 May 2011 ~ View Comments

LeAnn Rimes defends her “scary skinny” body… again

Country singer LeAnn Rimes is confident enough in her own skin to post bathing suit pictures of herself on Twitter. So why, then, are fans chiming in with health-conscious concerns? Rimes shared several scantily-clad shots over the weekend of her and hubby Eddie Cibrian in Mexico. She looked happy in the skimpy blue and white two-piece, but many fans [...]

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20 May 2011 ~ View Comments

Showtime’s Newest Reality Series ‘Gigolos’

Showtime’s newest series ‘Gigolos’ is, quite frankly, the epitome of raunchy reality television. ‘Gigolos’  is a series in which cameras follow around a group of male escorts in Las Vegas (duh) and film their sexual encounters with the myriad of female clients they acquire. So, as you can imagine, the sexual adventures vary from creepy fetishes, [...]

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16 May 2011 ~ View Comments

Rihanna Still Follows Him on Twitter!

Yes. She still follows a certain ex-boyfriend… Chris Brown. This sickening revelation had missed our Ms. Taken douchebag drama detector until it was noticed by a 14-year old fan of hers from New Zealand who made waves with the following tweet: While we applaud this brave girl for calling Rihanna out on this apparently Ms. [...]

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21 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Mommy Spears Goes Door to Door?

Apparently, now that Britney’s back (sort of) her mother has decided to revamp her career too…in the form of a traveling salesman?!?! TMZ tells us that Mommy Spears is working for a skincare company as “an independent consultant” and that when the company, R.F.D was asked about their most recent *cough* acquisition they insist they [...]

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19 April 2011 ~ View Comments

She Need a Baby Daddy

This woman is obviously desperate if it has come down to posting an ad on Craigslist. I wonder what happened to the baby’s real father. Maybe she found him at a speed dating event. They dated, they had a baby, and he left real quick. Only an idiot would actually respond to this right? She [...]

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19 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Lady Gaga Says…

“I’m not going to start churning out what you expect. If you want me to be a manufactured act, you can fuck off.” That’s Lady Gaga’s response to the way people are reacting to her new song, Judas which world premiered last week, and the cover for her new album, Born This Way, set to [...]

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