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19 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Sluttiness In Your DNA

A recent study shows that sluttiness lies partially in genetic make up. Researchers have linked promiscuity to a dopamine receptor gene called DRD4 which is known for thrill-seeking. “The motivation seems to stem from a system of pleasure and reward, which is where the release of dopamine comes in. In cases of uncommitted sex, the risks [...]

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13 April 2011 ~ View Comments

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You’re Having Sex With Him

Hey listen up ladies!

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12 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Lady Gaga’s Down for the Count…And She’s Up!

Lady Gaga recently stopped in Houston for her Monster Ball tour where she most likely performed in front of a sold out crowd of 10-20 thousand people. What she probably didn’t plan for was falling off of her Grand Piano while performing one of her songs. It was all caught on video, obviously. Lady Gaga [...]

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11 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Women Are Like Used Cars?!

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08 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Cosmo Gives Bad Advice

Cracked.com just put together a post titled “7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo” and it’s worth bringing up. Cosmo loves to warn girls of douchebag guys, but sometime they go overboard. According to them if your man is doing any of these things he is probably cheating. Read the full article for more [...]

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01 April 2011 ~ View Comments

Drunk Dial

OMG This is horrifying. Too much booze and too much desperation!!

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29 March 2011 ~ View Comments

K-Fed Soon To Be Baby Daddy x5

It seems Kevin Federline is trying really hard to play the “alpha male” role. He’s already got two kids with Shar Jackson, two with Brittney Spears, and now he’s expecting another with his girlfriend Victoria Prince. This douchebag obviously doesn’t know a thing about contraceptives.

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28 March 2011 ~ View Comments

UPDATED: Camel Toe No More

In the past we’ve blogged about camel toe solutions like Cuchini and Camelflage and we can’t resist updating you on the newest solution, SmoothGroove. Reportedly 55% of women, irrespective of age size or weight experience camel toe at some point. SmoothGroove is made from medical grade polymer that moulds itself to your shape and is held in [...]

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23 March 2011 ~ View Comments

Safe Sexting

Safe Sexting: The act of using a password or other safety feature to prevent your friends, parents, girlfriends, etc from discovering your assortment of hot or racy pictures on your cell, computer, email or other encrypt-able devices. Girl : I dunno, should I send john this pic? Girl two : It’s fine, John practices Safe Sexting! Girl [...]

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15 March 2011 ~ View Comments

College Bimbo Hates on Library Violators

This past weekend a ULCA student went on a racist rant in a video she posted on her YouTube account. Apparently she doesn’t like it when people of a certain race are constantly on their cell phones in the library. She even goes as far as mocking their language. In the beginning she says she’s [...]

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