Worst Douchebag Voicemail Ever Heard
We tweeted about this dreamboat a couple days ago, but I had to post it here in case anyone hasn’t heard it. Some guy named Dimitri is leaving a voicemail for his date. I can’t say anything to describe the doucheyness contained inside. You’ll just have to listen for yourself.
From: Entertonement.com
oh my god, this makes me want to kill myself, thank god ive never gotten a message like this, what a psycho.
Wow! Why doesn't he just sleep with himself? He sounds SCARY – stalker/anger issue scary! Doesn't he understand that people give business cards to others in personalsocial situations when they are just trying to get them to leave? This, ladies, is why they make fake business cards. It gets the douchebag/tool out of your face (this guy seems like he wouldn't take no for an answer anyways) and on their merry stalkerish way!
Hello:
These voicemails are actually viral marketing for a film. I'll explain further down. I'm a member of the “Toronto Real Men”, the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by “Dimitri The Lover”, aka “The Prophet”. In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight “Metrosexuality” for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin … a real-life Tyler Durden.
Here is the web site for the “Toronto Real Men”: TORONTO REAL MEN … if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled “Meeting Announcements”, then click on “August”, you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled “Media Centre”, there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.
Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number … he hands her this flyer: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S FLYER
Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S BANNED ANIMATIONS … the “Crucifixion of Dimitri” represents how he has suffered for all men.
Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: DIMITRI THE LOVER’S WEB SITE
We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.
WORSHIP THE COCK !!!
J.
Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Firstly, read this link …
http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-th...