Worst Valentine’s Winners!
This post may be a couple days late, but with all of the awesomely bad dates you submitted, it took us a bit longer to find the winner.
We had people stood up, dumped, and cheated on. We even had some women who had to deal with death surrounding their Valentine’s Days.
But our winner is: Starina Johnson. She says:
“It’s Valentine’s Day and I was almost arrested for terrorism while wearing a black dress and high heels because of taking a picture of a tree. I’m not kidding.”
Yikes! Ladies, time can heal heartbreak, but a charge of terrorism will follow you EVERYWHERE! We’d love to hear more of that story, Starina! Email us at shelleygreenman@gmail.com with your address so we can send out your prize pack.
For those who had not-so-good Valentine’s Days, we’re hear to protect you from other sketchy guys. Buy yourself a Ms. Taken ring today! And start writing your story for next year…



