“I’m like a Rubik’s Cube… The more you play with me the harder I get!”
Respect the Boundaries
Guy to girl: “I like your face.” (Guy touches her face, walks away.)
What was he trying to gain by this?
Why You Shouldn’t Ride the Bus
Guy: “I like your shoes”
Girl: “Thanks”
Guy: “You’re not wearing any socks are you?” (as he gets closer, staring at feet)
Girl: “Uh, no.”
Guy: “Wow.” (Still staring at feet.)
Submitted by Anonymous, happened in the Seattle bus tunnels.
When You Find Out What Works, Let Me Know.
“Girl, I like your hair. Or maybe it’s your sweater. I don’t know. Something is working.”
Thanks, Jade!
Do I Look Like a Prostitute?
“Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”
That’s Wrong on Many Levels
“I think I just found the angel I’d like to be touched by”.
Apparently Big Butts are Hot Today
Guy: “Damn girl, you got a big booty.”
Girl: “What?”
Guy: “I said you got a big booty fo’ a white girl.”
Girl: “Why would you say something like that? I don’t like that I have a big ‘booty’.”
… Basically, know your audience guys.
Thanks, Leslie!
Leave Me and My Carbs Alone!
“Do you eat corn bread, cause you got an ass on you.”
I Thought Guys Didn’t Ask for Directions.
Guy: “Can I have directions?”
Girl: “Where To?”
Guy: “Your heart.”
-Submitted by Anonymous.
Wait… So You’re Poor?
“If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”
