“I forgot to shave my legs.. ugh! I’m bout to start a brush fire up in here!”
“I told her I’d give her some of the cream I was using so she didn’t get my warts. That’s when I realized I was too drunk.”
Social Media
“If someone shaves their ‘downstairs’ area and cleans your bathroom for you, you kinda have to admit the relationship on Facebook.”
He’s A Sucker For Married Women
“I don’t remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.”
Stinkiest Dance Party Ever
“DUDE! We should start a dance party thing at the gym every Friday! Just work out and then dance go with sweaty babes!” “I’m in!”
A Hit & Hit On!
“I know I hit you with my car earlier, but can I still buy you a drink?”
