Don’t Quit Your Day Job!

“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

A Lil Pushy, Are We?!

“Roses are red, violets are blue. i have a knife, get in the fucking van.”

Take What You Can Get

“These girls are not that hot. *Sigh*.. It’s okay though. Beauty is only a light switch away!”

Daddy Issues?

“You look like you got daddy issues. Can I buy you a drink?”

Holocaust!

“Call me Mr. Schindler, cause I’m adding you to my list!”

Classy!

“Excuse me, Do you know how to use a whip?”

CEO to hot girl at a club that,s near me ! She said pervert, then walked away (:

Ouch!

“I may not be the best lookin’ guy here, but hey, I’m the only one that’s talkin to you!”

What A Dangerous Trick!

“Hey come over here! Do you think this rag smells like chloroform?”

Bachelor’s Degree

“I wish you were my homework tonight so I could do you on the table.”

Charming Words

Hey what’s your name?
Why?
Because I’m gonna facebook the shit out of you tonight.