“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
A Lil Pushy, Are We?!
“Roses are red, violets are blue. i have a knife, get in the fucking van.”
Take What You Can Get
“These girls are not that hot. *Sigh*.. It’s okay though. Beauty is only a light switch away!”
Daddy Issues?
“You look like you got daddy issues. Can I buy you a drink?”
Holocaust!
“Call me Mr. Schindler, cause I’m adding you to my list!”
Classy!
“Excuse me, Do you know how to use a whip?”
CEO to hot girl at a club that,s near me ! She said pervert, then walked away (:
Ouch!
“I may not be the best lookin’ guy here, but hey, I’m the only one that’s talkin to you!”
What A Dangerous Trick!
“Hey come over here! Do you think this rag smells like chloroform?”
Bachelor’s Degree
“I wish you were my homework tonight so I could do you on the table.”
Charming Words
Hey what’s your name?
Why?
Because I’m gonna facebook the shit out of you tonight.
