“I think that girl just motorboated herself!”
Mystery Solved!
“Strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them.”
Who Uses Those Anymore?
“Wait in line for me, I have to go use a pay phone!”
Captian Obvious
“Hey, you’re naked under those clothes.”
Sparkle Motion
“I like these jeans, but the rhinestones keep falling off!” – Said by a guy!
Sex + Text
“I’ll meet you in a bit. I’m sexting that girl I met last night!”
Sock-a-licious
“Who wears tube socks to a club?!”
Smell The Beauty
“Did you just fart? You’re blowing me away girrrl!”
Serious Business
“My beer is more important than you right now.”
Pop Surprise!
“Come sit on my lap & we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!”
