“You look like you got daddy issues. Can I buy you a drink?”
Posts Tagged ‘Bad pickup line’
Ouch!
“I may not be the best lookin’ guy here, but hey, I’m the only one that’s talkin to you!”
Bachelor’s Degree
“I wish you were my homework tonight so I could do you on the table.”
Captian Obvious
“Hey, you’re naked under those clothes.”
Smell The Beauty
“Did you just fart? You’re blowing me away girrrl!”
Pop Surprise!
“Come sit on my lap & we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!”
I’m No Longer Thirsty.
“Diet Coke? Gurl, I would think with that body you would be drinking a fine, fully bodied wine.”
Snapple Guy!
“Did your father work for snapple?”
“What?”
Ignores me and continues…
“Because you’re made from some of the best stuff on earth!”
Wow…really?
[Thanks to Nik who tastes very fruity!]
Ugh.. REALLY?! Teeth?!
“Girl I Wish You Was My Teeth…. So I Can Grind You In My Sleep…”
PUKE! This guy sounds like a cavity to me!
Powercycle
“Oh that’s tight.. …you like it tight, don’t you?”
