Posts Tagged ‘Bad pickup line’

Stay Away From My Nose

“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”

Thanks to Danica, who heard this from her brother. Did it work for him?

“You are so pretty, you should be an actress.”

Good to know talent is no longer a requirement of the acting profession.

Overheard by Yashira.

“I want to be your ‘oh no I didn’t’.”

Thanks to Windie!

“Do you like Subway? Cause I got a foot long for you…”

Thanks to Jessica who submitted for a friend.

“You look exactly like what I want my wife to look like.”

(I just hope the guy wasn’t married!)

Overheard on Twitter

“How would you like your eggs in the morning… scrambled or fertilized?”

Guy: “I’m invisible.”
Girl: “What?”
Guy: “Can you see me?”
Girl: “Yeah…”
Guy: “How about tomorrow night?”

Overheard by @nickyz_passion on twitter

“I think I just found the angel I’d like to be touched by”.

Guy: “Damn girl, you got a big booty.”

Girl: “What?”

Guy: “I said you got a big booty fo’ a white girl.”

Girl: “Why would you say something like that? I don’t like that I have a big ‘booty’.”

… Basically, know your audience guys.

Thanks, Leslie!

Guy: “Can I have directions?”
Girl: “Where To?”
Guy: “Your heart.”

-Submitted by Anonymous.