Guy: “Damn girl, you sexy as hell, aint seen a white girl wit an ass like that before.”
Girl: “Um thanks for the compliment, but (flashes her ring) I’m taken.”
Way to show him, Al! Thanks for the submission.
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Today we take a quick departure from pick-up lines to hear one of the best pick-up songs from The Flight of the Conchords.
“Your parents should have another one of you”
Courtesy of TheLaLaGirl from Twitter.
I found this gem of a book today: Pick-Up Lines That Work: Get The Girl Tonight!
Let’s not overlook that this book is written by Devon ‘Mack’ Wild.
One of my favorite lines: “Waxing philosophically on Michael Jackson is always going to evoke a smile and interesting conversation.”
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“Are you a tailor? ’cause I’m ripped.”
-Overheard on Twitter
It looks like the ladies are trying out pick up lines too! This one was heard being said to a guy:
“Hey I’m Beautiful, will you be my Beast?”
Guy to girl: “Would you give me a VIP pass? I’m lookin’ for a little backstage action.”
- Overheard on Twitter
Guy - Dam Girl, do you work at subway?
Girl – You’ve got to be kidding right? Not this one…
Guy - I was gona say that I recognised you.. what did you think?
Girl - Sorry, thought you were gona say you just gave me a foot long
Guy - Oh well now that you mention it!!
Girl walks away! D-Bag
- Overheard by Anonymous at a club.
Guy to girl: “Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
