“If someone shaves their ‘downstairs’ area and cleans your bathroom for you, you kinda have to admit the relationship on Facebook.”
Posts Tagged ‘Douchebag alert’
He’s A Sucker For Married Women
“I don’t remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.”
Stinkiest Dance Party Ever
“DUDE! We should start a dance party thing at the gym every Friday! Just work out and then dance go with sweaty babes!” “I’m in!”
Take What You Can Get
“These girls are not that hot. *Sigh*.. It’s okay though. Beauty is only a light switch away!”
Daddy Issues?
“You look like you got daddy issues. Can I buy you a drink?”
Ouch!
“I may not be the best lookin’ guy here, but hey, I’m the only one that’s talkin to you!”
What A Dangerous Trick!
“Hey come over here! Do you think this rag smells like chloroform?”
Bachelor’s Degree
“I wish you were my homework tonight so I could do you on the table.”
Mystery Solved!
“Strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them.”
Captian Obvious
“Hey, you’re naked under those clothes.”
