“I like these jeans, but the rhinestones keep falling off!” – Said by a guy!
Posts Tagged ‘Douchebag alert’
Sex + Text
“I’ll meet you in a bit. I’m sexting that girl I met last night!”
Smell The Beauty
“Did you just fart? You’re blowing me away girrrl!”
Serious Business
“My beer is more important than you right now.”
Pop Surprise!
“Come sit on my lap & we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!”
You Ain’t Nothin But A Hound Dog!
“If I throw a stick, do you think he’ll leave?”
Trouble Seekers
“We need to go to a place where more girls make more mistakes.”
Mystery Date
“Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve. If you see her here let me know!”
Instruction Man
*singing “Get Low” by Lil John on the dance floor*
“Bend over to the front, touch your toes, back that ass up and down & DO NOT GET UP!”
He’s On a Mission
“The only time I’m gonna stop drinking tonight, is while I’m puking.”
