“I don’t double fist so I can have a drink in one hand at all times and use my other hand to pee, get numbers and tap those booties!”
Posts Tagged ‘Douchebag alert’
Sign Above Your Head
‘I should hang a sign above my head that says “go hard or go home!”‘
White Shorts
“You know what white shorts means? It means she’s not on her time of the month! That means Imma buy her a drink!”
Beer Bong Bar?!
“There should be a beer bong bar at this place. There would probably be a lot of puke on the dance floor though..”
The Viper Room
“ive been in line for 7 hours and it hasnt moved!!!!! If we dont move in the next to hours we r going to the viper room”
Honestly, who would wait 7 hours in line? Go home, douchebag!
I’m No Longer Thirsty.
“Diet Coke? Gurl, I would think with that body you would be drinking a fine, fully bodied wine.”
The Last 4 Days
“The last 4 days at this club have been weaaaaaaak!”
Obviously a man who doesn’t know what to do when he’s not at the club.
He’s Pumped!
“I got pumped up before I came out tonight so I know it’s gonna be a good night.”
Wtf does that mean?!
RadioActive Action
“Look at this radioactive dude with the glow in the dark hair gel on. He’s gettin’ some.”
Um, excuse me? No. No he is not.
Fraternity, Bro!
“Kappa Kappa Delta Beta Sigma Phi Alpha Delta!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Represent.
