“I may not be the best lookin’ guy here, but hey, I’m the only one that’s talkin to you!”
Posts Tagged ‘Is that a compliment?’
Smell The Beauty
“Did you just fart? You’re blowing me away girrrl!”
I’m No Longer Thirsty.
“Diet Coke? Gurl, I would think with that body you would be drinking a fine, fully bodied wine.”
Let Me Borrow That Top
“Hey I like your shirt! …Yea it’d look good on my floor!”
…What color is his carpet?
Ring ring ring?! Helloooo, Douchebag!
“Aye, is your phone in your bra?” “What? No!” “Oh.. well your tits be callin me!”
WTF.
First of all, no they’re not. Second of all, even if they were they’d be saying STOP LOOKING and YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS!
Snapple Guy!
“Did your father work for snapple?”
“What?”
Ignores me and continues…
“Because you’re made from some of the best stuff on earth!”
Wow…really?
[Thanks to Nik who tastes very fruity!]
I Was Going To Leave
“I was gonna leave but then I saw you walk in..”
Ugh.. REALLY?! Teeth?!
“Girl I Wish You Was My Teeth…. So I Can Grind You In My Sleep…”
PUKE! This guy sounds like a cavity to me!
But You’d Still be a Pig.
“Dang girl, I bet you’re hot even when I’m sober.”
Thanks to Tylar who was told this while working a promotion at a Nascar Race. I think that explains it all.
