“You thicker than a milkshake, can I get a taste?”
Overheard at a mall.
Posts Tagged ‘Is that a compliment?’
Wait Till You See The Thunder In My Fists…
“Who stole the thunder from the skies and hid it in your thighs?”
That boy would have his face smacked so hard…
Overheard on Twitter.
I Think You’re Grrrrreat!
“Mmmmmm girl you smell like a big box frosted flakes.”
What kind of perfume was this girl wearing?
Overheard on Twitter.
I Could Just Dye
“If you were blonde, you could be my lover.”
Thanks to Anonymous for the weirdly unflattering pick-up line!
You Better Hope So…
“You look old enough.”
At least that guy’s covering his bases….
Overheard on twitter (used on someone who was in fact old enough)
That Won’t Be Happening…
Guy to girl: “If we had kids they’d have thin lips, because you and I both have thin lips”
Wtf?
Thanks to Rachelle Pfeifer!
When You Find Out What Works, Let Me Know.
“Girl, I like your hair. Or maybe it’s your sweater. I don’t know. Something is working.”
Thanks, Jade!
Apparently Big Butts are Hot Today
Guy: “Damn girl, you got a big booty.”
Girl: “What?”
Guy: “I said you got a big booty fo’ a white girl.”
Girl: “Why would you say something like that? I don’t like that I have a big ‘booty’.”
… Basically, know your audience guys.
Thanks, Leslie!
Leave Me and My Carbs Alone!
“Do you eat corn bread, cause you got an ass on you.”
I Thought Guys Didn’t Ask for Directions.
Guy: “Can I have directions?”
Girl: “Where To?”
Guy: “Your heart.”
-Submitted by Anonymous.
