“So, you’re a girl, huh?”
The gentleman who submitted this one said it actually worked on the girl he tried! “It was my 6th time trying the line, but it eventually worked!”
Looks like there’s a guy out there for everyone.
Posts Tagged ‘Is that a compliment?’
…I’d Rather be Dead, Thanks.
“Your eyes are like the cube off Transformers that brings them to life, cause when I look into your eyes, I feel alive.”
Courtesy of ShutUpLaura_ on Twitter
What, I’m Not Good Enough?
“Your parents should have another one of you”
Courtesy of TheLaLaGirl from Twitter.
A Tale as Old as Time
It looks like the ladies are trying out pick up lines too! This one was heard being said to a guy:
“Hey I’m Beautiful, will you be my Beast?”
wait, what does this analogy mean?
Guy: “Do you have the time?”
Girl: “Ah, yeah sure let me check quick…”
Guy: “Because your body is shaped like an hour glass and I want to play in the sand.”
what’s that sexy smell?
Girl, to guy: “Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.”
- Overheard by anonymous
hot and bothered by the devil
On Halloween, to a girl in a Devil outfit: “Baby gurl… you look so hot… you make the devil sweat”
Overheard by Holly C., thanks!
you look like someone sexier I knew
Guy: “I think that you’re sexy because you remind me of one of my ex-girlfriends.”
Me: “Uh…… Thanks?”
Overheard by Elaine at a Truth or Dare game. Thanks Elaine!
he’s not talking about typing, is he?
Nerd at bar: “Hey what’s your WPM?”
Girl: “My what?”
Nerd at bar: “You Woman Per Man ratio, cause I wanna make it one to one!”- Submitted by Roxy
they must be in Miami
Guy: “Girl do you use bronzer?”
Girl: “Um no.”
Guy: “Well you are so radiant.”
