“DUDE! We should start a dance party thing at the gym every Friday! Just work out and then dance go with sweaty babes!” “I’m in!”
Posts Tagged ‘Lameness overload’
Who Uses Those Anymore?
“Wait in line for me, I have to go use a pay phone!”
Sparkle Motion
“I like these jeans, but the rhinestones keep falling off!” – Said by a guy!
Sock-a-licious
“Who wears tube socks to a club?!”
Serious Business
“My beer is more important than you right now.”
Nice Taste
“The girl in blue. Yea her… the bar-slut! Yea, she’s my ex-girlfriend.”
Smart Drinker
“What kind of idiot puts beer in a flask?! I mean do you really think that’s enough to take the edge off or something?”
Game Time
“I don’t make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that’s my shit!”
Mystery Date
“Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve. If you see her here let me know!”
Sign Above Your Head
‘I should hang a sign above my head that says “go hard or go home!”‘
