“What the hell, is that an octopus on her head? Someone really needs to teach her how to tease her hair right. It’s like she’s wearing a messy bun with no hair tie!”
Posts Tagged ‘Lameness overload’
Beer Bong Bar?!
“There should be a beer bong bar at this place. There would probably be a lot of puke on the dance floor though..”
Fashion Police!
“What the hell, they copied my outfit!”
I’m sure that’s exactly what they were trying to do.
The Madden Alternative
“Ayo where all the girls at? Man f this.. lets go home and play Madden. I didn’t come here to pay for no dudes drinks!”
Let Me Borrow That Top
“Hey I like your shirt! …Yea it’d look good on my floor!”
…What color is his carpet?
What A Waste Of Time
“Nah I don’t feel like dancin’. If somebody steps on my new shoes imma flip out! They’re too sick broo!”
Ring ring ring?! Helloooo, Douchebag!
“Aye, is your phone in your bra?” “What? No!” “Oh.. well your tits be callin me!”
WTF.
First of all, no they’re not. Second of all, even if they were they’d be saying STOP LOOKING and YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS!
Snapple Guy!
“Did your father work for snapple?”
“What?”
Ignores me and continues…
“Because you’re made from some of the best stuff on earth!”
Wow…really?
[Thanks to Nik who tastes very fruity!]
That’s Cute
“You have toilet paper on your shoe!” “Ohh I meant to put that there… so I don’t slip!”
Hmm, sure you did.
