Posts Tagged ‘Lameness overload’

The Clever Tickler

“Have You Ever Had Your Belly-Button Tickled… From The Inside?”

Of course, it’s called eating MEXICAN FOOD! Now, get away from me!

“You thicker than a milkshake, can I get a taste?”

Overheard at a mall.

Here’s one that was used on a guy:

“What’s your last name, so I can know what mine will be once we get married.”

This line could also be used as a way to drive a guy away, depending on the age!

“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”

Thanks to Danica, who heard this from her brother. Did it work for him?

Guy: “Have you been upstairs? It’s a VIP area, but I can get you in.”

Other guy, approaching: “Dude, I just came down from there, anyone can get in right now!”

COCK-BLOCKED!

Overheard in a club in Boston.

“Can I ask you a question? Do girls hate Nokia phones? Why do girls walk away from me when I pull out my phone?”

Overheard on Twitter

“Hey baby, wanna wrestle?”

Thanks to Sabrina!

“I need a band-aid, cause I scraped my knee falling for you.”

Thanks to Nikki White! (Who thought this was funny when her ex said it to her)

“You look exactly like what I want my wife to look like.”

(I just hope the guy wasn’t married!)

Overheard on Twitter

“How would you like your eggs in the morning… scrambled or fertilized?”