“I don’t remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.”
Posts Tagged ‘OMG that didn’t really happen’
A Lil Pushy, Are We?!
“Roses are red, violets are blue. i have a knife, get in the fucking van.”
Take What You Can Get
“These girls are not that hot. *Sigh*.. It’s okay though. Beauty is only a light switch away!”
What A Dangerous Trick!
“Hey come over here! Do you think this rag smells like chloroform?”
White Shorts
“You know what white shorts means? It means she’s not on her time of the month! That means Imma buy her a drink!”
Too Bad is Right!
“Too bad my shit still itches today… how you doin?”
[via Danielle Marie on Facebook]
Fraternity, Bro!
“Kappa Kappa Delta Beta Sigma Phi Alpha Delta!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Represent.
Too Demanding
“STAND YO ASS UP AND LETS DANCE, GIRL!”
No.
Phone Troubles.
“somethings wrong with my phone.”
“what bro?!”
“her number ain’t in it yet..” “oooh shiiit!”
Hungry Man
“Do you want to get together soon.”
“We’ll see.”
“Well, the longer you wait…the longer you put off getting ate.”
WTF….so I really am dying to go out with you now…what a douche.
Overheard on Facebook.
[Thanks to Nik, who's willing to starve a person to death!]
