“You have toilet paper on your shoe!” “Ohh I meant to put that there… so I don’t slip!”
Hmm, sure you did.
Posts Tagged ‘OMG that didn’t really happen’
Want a Cocktail?
“Want a cocktail.. without the tail?”
*Ohhh he has such a way with words!*
Oh, Baby
(putting his hand on her stomach), “I wanna put a baby right here.”
Thanks to Chili_chick who had to go through that…experience. Poor girl.
Does That Make You Hot?
“Are you a racist?”
Actually used on Impossiblecat
Submitted through Twitter.
C U L8R
“I put the STD in STUD and all I need is U.”
Submitted by Anonymous.
You Wanna Be My Next One?
“Damn girl you look like my baby mama…BEFORE she had the baby.”
I don’t know which is worse: That the guy has a baby mama, that she’s dissing on the baby mama, or that he’s out looking for more potential baby mamas…
Thanks to elizabethAprice who shared that one on Twitter.
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No Studying Necessary
“Can I come over and help you study for your breast exam?”
Overheard on Twitter.
It’s Not the Brand…
“Can I ask you a question? Do girls hate Nokia phones? Why do girls walk away from me when I pull out my phone?”
Overheard on Twitter
The Most Depressing Wingman
“Hey, my friend’s into you. You should be nice to him, his wife died in 9/11.”
Overheard in a Karaoke Bar by Kay.
How about None for a Dollar?
“Two nipples for a dime?”
Thanks to Kodi, whose friend actually said this.
