Him: “Im richer than Sh$t!!! I can take you to Catalina right now on my boat! I can get drinks anywhere for free- Oh, but I have a four- year old son- you wanna come back to my place.. we’ll go to Catalina tomorrow!”
Her: “Is that a line?”
Him: “No, dude- but I’m, richer than sh$it, you wanna drink?”
Her: (to her friend, as he walks away to get her a drink): “Nearest exit?, Lets go!”
-Anonymous
“Can I watch you eat”?
“I’ve gone this long with an std, I’m sure we’ll be fine.”
Found from @DjShotokan , who overheard this on the metro by a guy on the phone.
Guy to girl: “I like your face.” (Guy touches her face, walks away.)
What was he trying to gain by this?
Guy: “I like your shoes”
Girl: “Thanks”
Guy: “You’re not wearing any socks are you?” (as he gets closer, staring at feet)
Girl: “Uh, no.”
Guy: “Wow.” (Still staring at feet.)
Submitted by Anonymous, happened in the Seattle bus tunnels.
“I put the STD in StuD and all I need is U”
The guy who used this line actually admitted it never worked.
-Overheard on Twitter
A girl grabbed my ass and said “Happy birthday! Make a wish!” and then punched me in the arm and walked away. It wasn’t my Birthday.
Courtesy of LUISAMEZQUITA from Twitter.
“So, do you wanna f@#k, or do I owe you an apology?”
The person who submitted this is actually married to this person.
Submitted through Facebook.
Guy - Dam Girl, do you work at subway?
Girl – You’ve got to be kidding right? Not this one…
Guy - I was gona say that I recognised you.. what did you think?
Girl - Sorry, thought you were gona say you just gave me a foot long
Guy - Oh well now that you mention it!!
Girl walks away! D-Bag
- Overheard by Anonymous at a club.
Him: “Are you pregnant?”
Her: “Excuse me?”
Him: “I thought only pregnant girls have such a beautiful glow.”
Me: “Dude- worst pick up line EVER.”
Overheard at a bar in Montreal.
