“Excuse me, Do you know how to use a whip?”
CEO to hot girl at a club that,s near me ! She said pervert, then walked away (:
Posts Tagged ‘Overheard on Twitter’
Does That Make You Hot?
“Are you a racist?”
Actually used on Impossiblecat
Submitted through Twitter.
Oh Him? He’s a Werewolf. But We’re Just Friends.
“Are you a vampire? Cause you dazzle me.”
Thanks to CrazyLoon01 who mentioned this on Twitter.
Wait Till You See The Thunder In My Fists…
“Who stole the thunder from the skies and hid it in your thighs?”
That boy would have his face smacked so hard…
Overheard on Twitter.
One From The Ladies…
Here’s one that was used on a guy:
“What’s your last name, so I can know what mine will be once we get married.”
This line could also be used as a way to drive a guy away, depending on the age!
Never O’Clock
“Nice legs. When do they open?”
Overheard on Twitter.
I Think You’re Grrrrreat!
“Mmmmmm girl you smell like a big box frosted flakes.”
What kind of perfume was this girl wearing?
Overheard on Twitter.
No Studying Necessary
“Can I come over and help you study for your breast exam?”
Overheard on Twitter.
It’s 1 part Hydrogen, 2 Parts Love
Guy: “Do you like water?”
Girl: “Ya, …?”
Guy: “Great, then you already like 70% of me”
Maybe I’m a sucker, but I’d probably fall for that!
(Overheard on Twitter)
It’s Not the Brand…
“Can I ask you a question? Do girls hate Nokia phones? Why do girls walk away from me when I pull out my phone?”
Overheard on Twitter
