“You look old enough.”
At least that guy’s covering his bases….
Overheard on twitter (used on someone who was in fact old enough)
Posts Tagged ‘Overheard on Twitter’
It’s Time To Stop the Acid
“I can read universe juice and it tells me we should hump each other.”
Overheard on Twitter.
Just Don’t Fall Off!
“Are your legs tired? Because I want to do you on a treadmill.”
I hope that’s not your way of telling me I need to exercise…
(Overheard on Twitter)
Wanna Get Married?
“You look exactly like what I want my wife to look like.”
(I just hope the guy wasn’t married!)
Overheard on Twitter
I’m Not Into Cannibalism…
“I wanna put some ketchup on them legs girl, damn.”
Kind of Cute…
“I’m feeling a little off today, mind turning me on?”
What?
“Can a make you a grilled chicken sandwich?” “I gotta get your number first”
I don’t even know what this means.
Thanks to @TheGrowingSeed
Left The Invisibility Cloak At Home
Guy: “I’m invisible.”
Girl: “What?”
Guy: “Can you see me?”
Girl: “Yeah…”
Guy: “How about tomorrow night?”
Overheard by @nickyz_passion on twitter
“I’m Majoring in Not Falling For It”
“I’m majoring in Womenology”
Thanks to @CourtneyBonds !
“Baby, I’m a Carrier”
“I’ve gone this long with an std, I’m sure we’ll be fine.”
Found from @DjShotokan , who overheard this on the metro by a guy on the phone.
