“Do you eat corn bread, cause you got an ass on you.”
Posts Tagged ‘Overheard on Twitter’
I Think You Should Get Tested…
“I put the STD in StuD and all I need is U”
The guy who used this line actually admitted it never worked.
-Overheard on Twitter
…I’d Rather be Dead, Thanks.
“Your eyes are like the cube off Transformers that brings them to life, cause when I look into your eyes, I feel alive.”
Courtesy of ShutUpLaura_ on Twitter
Wish Still Hasn’t Come True
A girl grabbed my ass and said “Happy birthday! Make a wish!” and then punched me in the arm and walked away. It wasn’t my Birthday.
Courtesy of LUISAMEZQUITA from Twitter.
Sew What?
“Are you a tailor? ’cause I’m ripped.”
-Overheard on Twitter
You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
“What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zipper.”
-Overheard on Twitter
getting through the backdoor
Guy to girl: “Would you give me a VIP pass? I’m lookin’ for a little backstage action.”
- Overheard on Twitter
hopefully not in a library
Guy to girl: “Baby, I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.”
you want to mix me with what?
Guy to girl: “Girl, you’re so sweet, I can mix you with my Kool-Aid.”
Overheard by @reno419rockstar, thanks!
must have been an English major
Guy to girl: “ The word of today is legs, so why don’t you come over here and spread the word?”
