“I told her I’d give her some of the cream I was using so she didn’t get my warts. That’s when I realized I was too drunk.”
Posts Tagged ‘WTF moment’
Stinkiest Dance Party Ever
“DUDE! We should start a dance party thing at the gym every Friday! Just work out and then dance go with sweaty babes!” “I’m in!”
Take What You Can Get
“These girls are not that hot. *Sigh*.. It’s okay though. Beauty is only a light switch away!”
Holocaust!
“Call me Mr. Schindler, cause I’m adding you to my list!”
Classy!
“Excuse me, Do you know how to use a whip?”
CEO to hot girl at a club that,s near me ! She said pervert, then walked away (:
What A Dangerous Trick!
“Hey come over here! Do you think this rag smells like chloroform?”
She Knows How To Enjoy Boobs Too!
“I think that girl just motorboated herself!”
Who Uses Those Anymore?
“Wait in line for me, I have to go use a pay phone!”
Sex + Text
“I’ll meet you in a bit. I’m sexting that girl I met last night!”
Toy Story
“On the way home, let’s pick up a blow up doll!” “YEA WE’LL NAME HER JESSE, YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND!”
