“What kind of idiot puts beer in a flask?! I mean do you really think that’s enough to take the edge off or something?”
Posts Tagged ‘WTF moment’
Mystery Date
“Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve. If you see her here let me know!”
Instruction Man
*singing “Get Low” by Lil John on the dance floor*
“Bend over to the front, touch your toes, back that ass up and down & DO NOT GET UP!”
He’s On a Mission
“The only time I’m gonna stop drinking tonight, is while I’m puking.”
White Shorts
“You know what white shorts means? It means she’s not on her time of the month! That means Imma buy her a drink!”
Bad Hair Day
“What the hell, is that an octopus on her head? Someone really needs to teach her how to tease her hair right. It’s like she’s wearing a messy bun with no hair tie!”
The Viper Room
“ive been in line for 7 hours and it hasnt moved!!!!! If we dont move in the next to hours we r going to the viper room”
Honestly, who would wait 7 hours in line? Go home, douchebag!
Too Bad is Right!
“Too bad my shit still itches today… how you doin?”
[via Danielle Marie on Facebook]
The Last 4 Days
“The last 4 days at this club have been weaaaaaaak!”
Obviously a man who doesn’t know what to do when he’s not at the club.
He’s Pumped!
“I got pumped up before I came out tonight so I know it’s gonna be a good night.”
Wtf does that mean?!
