“Look at this radioactive dude with the glow in the dark hair gel on. He’s gettin’ some.”
Um, excuse me? No. No he is not.
Posts Tagged ‘WTF moment’
Hungry Man
“Do you want to get together soon.”
“We’ll see.”
“Well, the longer you wait…the longer you put off getting ate.”
WTF….so I really am dying to go out with you now…what a douche.
Overheard on Facebook.
[Thanks to Nik, who's willing to starve a person to death!]
That’s Cute
“You have toilet paper on your shoe!” “Ohh I meant to put that there… so I don’t slip!”
Hmm, sure you did.
Want a Cocktail?
“Want a cocktail.. without the tail?”
*Ohhh he has such a way with words!*
The Clever Tickler
“Have You Ever Had Your Belly-Button Tickled… From The Inside?”
Of course, it’s called eating MEXICAN FOOD! Now, get away from me!
Nice Shells Bro!
“Dude, are your pooka shells giving you a rash or somethin?..”
Psh.. don’t worry, you still look totally awesome with your shell choker necklace, bro!!! Just make sure they don’t stab you in the jugular!
Oh, Baby
(putting his hand on her stomach), “I wanna put a baby right here.”
Thanks to Chili_chick who had to go through that…experience. Poor girl.
Can You?
“I can milk a goat.”
A woman said this when she first met her now-husband. Not too sure how it worked.
Overheard on Twitter.
How about None for a Dollar?
“Two nipples for a dime?”
Thanks to Kodi, whose friend actually said this.
That Won’t Be Happening…
Guy to girl: “If we had kids they’d have thin lips, because you and I both have thin lips”
Wtf?
Thanks to Rachelle Pfeifer!
